Yum. Anything in The Perfect Bacon Bowl tastes better.
Like the bad Jew that I am, I LOVE bacon. I can’t help it. It has all the things I crave: fat, salt, crunch. Yum.
So I was super excited to be invited to the Perfect Bacon Bowl Breakfast at the super fun Ellen’s StarDust Diner only a few train stops away. (full disclosure: while there, I ate a lot of free bacon, and I left with a free sample of the product).
We ate bacon bowls filled with eggs (awesome for me – -I’m on the Atkins diet (don’t ask!), bacon filled with crab meat salad, and I watched friends like Gay NYC Dad and The Can Can eat Perfect Bacon Bowls filled with slated caramel ice cream. Sounds awesome, looks awesome, tasted awesome.
BUT – (you knew there had to be a but, didn’t you?) in addition to being a bad Jew, I am also a cynic. So I figured that the perfect looking Bacon Bowls at the event would not be so perfect when I tried it at home. Which, it being Shabbat the next day, I did.
I carefully followed the directions, wiped the Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker with a paper towel coated with Pam, cut one piece of bacon in half and crossed them over the base of the device to make the bowl’s bottom, then wrapped two other pieces around it to form the sides. I did have a little trouble deciding which was the fat side, since the instructions say “fat side up.” Aren’t both sides of the bacon the Fat Side? Then I put them in the microwave (one at a time as per the instructions) and…
It worked! Maybe my bowls were a bit shrunken, and maybe they weren’t quite as lovely as the ones at the event..but I’m pretty happy with them. And the way my family chowed down on ’em…they were too.
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Imagine having a child whose skin is so sensitive that even the clothing they wear rubbing against their skin can cause abrasions so severe they may never heal. Imagine if hugging your child causes them to feel pain. Imagine a child unable to avoid constant cuts, wounds and abrasions both externally and internally, and you can begin to imagine life with EB.
My friend Wendy’s friend, Rafaella Lily, was born with a severe form of a rare genetic disorder called Epidermolysis Bullosa (EB). Often referred to as “The worst disease you’ve never heard of,” EB is a devastating disorder which causes children’s skin to be so fragile that simply scratching an itch results in blisters and tears. Kids with EB are known as Butterfly Children. Their skin is as delicate as a butterfly’s wings.
Knowing this, a group of moms from Rafi’s preschool got together to make a difference. They began Rafi’s Run two years ago to raise money to fund research for a cure for EB, and thanks to the amazing generosity of family, friends, and businesses, have collected $400,000 for the cause. Every penny donated to Rafi’s Run goes directly to researchers who are already making amazing discoveries that will benefit not only kids with EB, but a host of other children with similar disorders and beyond. Information about Rafi, EB and EB research can all be found on their website: www.rafisrun.com. Continue Reading »
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(Photo credit: The Guise Archives)
One Mom’s rant against the deification of sports.
Raise your hand if you think the best thing about this past weekend’s Super Bowl was Bruno Mars. Now raise your hand if your school has pep rallies, cheer leaders, and neighborhood celebrations for the school band, or the drama club, or the dance troupe.
That’s what I thought.
Despite the fact that 4000 former players recently sued the NFL over head injuries – despite the fact that 1.35 million kids go to the ER each year because of school sports related injuries – despite the fact that having a kid involved in team sports results in thousands of parents standing on freezing fields, in the rain, early on Sunday mornings when really, they’d rather be curled up with a cup of coffee and the paper, or better yet, still asleep – despite all of that — our culture idolizes sports and kids’ participation in it, and barely looks up when a kid is a star performer in any of the arts.
It’s time we gave arts programs for school aged-kids at least the same love we give sports programs.
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I hate the SuperBowl. I’ve never been able to get excited about a bunch of guys in tight pants brutalizing each other for our enjoyment. But I LOVE the Puppy Bowl. What’s that, you say? It’s puppies, playing on a “football field.” That’s it. And it’s adorable. Which is why I was so happy when Mohawk Flooring, one of the official sponsors of Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl , invited me, as a #CollectiveBias member, to The Puppy Bowl experience to see it live. Continue Reading »
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Idina Menzel with Me and Rebecca Levey at the press conference announcing the contest!
Yesterday, I was at a press conferece with Idina Menzel. Yep. That’s me and her – right there with Rebecca Levey.
We were together to announce some special events at this year’s Kids Night on Broadway. And to ask this question: Is your kid Broadway’s biggest fan?
Because KidzVuz (my website for kids) and Kids Night on Broadway want to find Broadway’s biggest (kid) fan, and we’re having a contest to do just that.
I was a HUGE, theater geek. I still am, actually. But I never got a chance like this one: KidzVuz and Kids Night on Broadway are giving away two family four packs of tickets to see a Broadway Show! Amazing, right? It’s the Broadway’s Biggest Fan contest – and it’s a contest for kids only (6-18) and it’s easy to enter.
But don’t take my word for it. Here’s what the stars have to say about it.
What’s Kids Night on Broadway? It’s an amazing, nationwide program where, when you buy a full price ticket to a Broadway or regional participating show, you get a ticket for a kid 6-18 – free. Yep. FREE!!!!
So get your kid on KidzVuz — and you and your whole family could be enjoying a Broadway Show as part of Kids Night on Broadway!
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I love vanity sizing.
Why? I am not a size six. Even on a good day, I’m a size 8. (And mostly, they’re not good days) But in the world of Vanity Sizing, I can wear a six.
I know it’s bull. I know I’m the same size in a 12 as I am in a 10 as I am in an 8 or a 6. But I don’t care. I LOVE vanity sizing. It makes me so very happy to zip up a size six with a smile.
I feel the same way about Spammy WordPress followers. A few months ago, they started coming in droves.
Who are they?
AC4Qt. I’m sure that’s legit.
MRojibF. I think I met him once at a party.
Airsocaku. She’s my sister’s brother in law’s aunt’s cousin. (Not really)
The point is, I don’t care who they are. I only care that they follow me. I only care that when I look at the number of how many followers I have, however bogus they may be…it’s a four digit number. I’m popular. (All you need to know about me is that I’m still close to the librarian from my middle school (Hi, Marge) to know how exciting it is for me to feel popular.)
I don’t know why these people follow me. I mean, they’re not going to read my blog posts, I’m pretty certain of that. Maybe they think I’ll just follow them back – that way they can feel good about having bogus followers, too. Or maybe they think that following a blog that has three times (three times!) been chosen for Freshly Pressed, somehow gives them good karma – or a better chance at being picked themselves. Maybe they just want me to click to see who they are. Traffic is traffic after all, and I might like what I see and come back.
Or maybe I’m crazy, and they really are followers. They’re reading this right now. They’re all going to comment, Wision18 and guaravmatrix, and Pimawree09aeae. (he’s such a kidder!). Because maybe – just maybe – I really am that popular.
Yep. That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
Posted in Humor | Tagged Followers, Vanity Sizing, WordPress | 4 Comments »
I didn’t hit CES2014. I don’t think I missed anything.
For the past several years, I have made the annual tech trek to CES in Las Vegas. For the uninitiated, CES is the Consumer Electronics Show, once a trade show exclusively for electronic retailers to make their biggest yearly merchandise buys, now a humongous tech-spectacle. It’s where big tech announcement take place, new tech products are launched, and where 3200 exhibitors hawk their wares to 150,000 attendees in the hopes of ringing up a sale, racking up some publicity, or wrangling some coverage. In other words, it’s a massive techie-dream – or not, depending on your point of view.
I think my friend Ben Rudolph, (aka Ben the PC Guy) said it best: CES is the Best Worst Week.
I admit it felt a little funny not to be at CES this year…at least until I made this list.
So here it is: The Top Ten Things I Didn’t Miss by Not Going to CES this Year:
10. Porn Star Karaoke and Porn Star Beer Pong Continue Reading »
Posted in Humor | Tagged AVN, CES, CES2014 | 1 Comment »